F.A.O Hans (and any other Formula One Fans)

Der Hessebub:
"Mer habbe se feddisch gemacht!"

ja hat er endlich mal wieder

Oh this is so exciting!

The Closet Homosexual is teamordered to win after win by a senile old crock and an incompetent, overchallenged copy of Arnold who switched the standard phrase from "I will be back" to "at the end of the day". Meanwhile the castrated blondie is still believing in a fair competition.  

What to expect from today's race teamradio:

"Nico, more lift & coast, please..."
"Nico, we are critical on brakes..."
"Nico, we need to look after the tyres..."
"Nico, we get our chance to attack Hamilton at the end of the race..."

Muahahahahahaha. I'm gonna go and buy a Ferrari now.

If you have missed the last race:

https://vimeo.com/134884298

Next one is probably going to be one of the highlights of this season. Legendary track which produced some of the finest races in F1 history.

SPA FRANCORCHAMPS - August 23rd

A must see for everyone!

You're welcome.
BTW, other series but awesome move by an Audi pilot.

[The Mercedes #6 blocked the Audi #10 in order to get his teammate with the #94 in front --- and they both got a taste of their own medicine one corner later]

This one is tricky! Make a guess.
Who of those is the real clown and NOT photoshopped?

Nice race it was. Apart from the Mercedes dominance I mean. That's just

I was hoping for some rain but you can't have it all. ^^

Oh and FUCK PIRELLI! I will change the tyres on my Ferrari now.
Vettel pretty lucky imo, if that thing happened IN Eau Rouge, it might have looked sth like this:

Yes if that happend in Eau Route, it may end badly for Seb.
But 2 laps later , he would have celebrated his 3rd place

Mainly I 'm disappointed by Britney.
He proved again that he is only the number 2 driver

Congrats to Louise Hamilton

Ha!
Haha!!
Hahaha!!!

Disqualification for Blondie?

So he didn't get disqualified and no one knows why.

But the REAL action anyway happens off the track for Louise. Now she thinks singing is a good idea. LOTS of autotune... but that doesn't rescue the performance:



When asked how they liked it, his colleagues had this to say:

F1 2016 season starts with a violent accident: