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PostSubject: random joke (s)   Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:23 pm

3 students late for lecture, first one walks in. and tutor says, where have you been to which he replies up Mary hill.

second bloke walks in and gets asked same question.. his response was the same.

the third student walks in an he looks at her and says " suppose you's been up Mary hill too?" No sir, I am Mary hill.....



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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!


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PostSubject: Re: random joke (s)   Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:18 am

cheers scott!

lol!
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