F.A.O Hans (and any other Formula One Fans)

Pastor`s new car:

Lot of F1 fans are debating the sound of the engines in 2014. You don't like it? What about this suggestion:

http://butifnot.tripod.com/racecar.html

I am ROFL.

Two bums analyzing if Rosberg's "parking maneuver" was deliberate or not... by comparing two laps he did FRAME BY FRAME. Hilarious!

Awesome  

Amazing how some can earn money.

This time Nico whipped Lewis arse 

Louise Hamilton

  

OMG! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
Louise doesn't want to hug Rosberg anymore!  

http://www1.skysports.com/f1/report/12472/9326551/lewis-hamilton-not-planning-to-give-rival-nico-rosberg-more-hugs-anytime-soon

This is the guy who proclaimed the H.A.M. on his helmet means "hard as a motherf******" ... - no more hugs! What a badass!

 

Not F1 but still open-wheeler.

LMAO

 
Unbelievable speed.

Source:
http://www.business-standard.com/article/news-ani/hamilton-takes-on-als-ice-bucket-challenge-ahead-of-belgium-gp-114082300337_1.html

Quote:
"According to reports, Hamilton nominated [for the cold water bucket challenge] Will Smith, Tom Cruise and Naomi Campbell to take on the challenge, ..."

My first thought:
Will Smith and Tom Cruise?
I wonder how far up Louise's Thetan level is and will she inform us about it on the podium (if she isn't crashing once again?)

On second thought she nominated:
3 morons -> fits
2 black people and a closet homosexual -> fits
2 bad actors and a drama queen -> fits

Louise Hamilton  

the prophet wrote:

if she isn't crashing once again

Well, she didn't really crash but decided to damage her tyres on Britney's car. After that she went back into the pits way to fast and ruined her floor by that. Then she cried and wanted to give up the race to "save her engine"... while she was doing fastest laps.

Lo-IQ-uise Hamilton

If someone cares to watch the free practice sessions, can you count for me how many times she will leave the track in the new "Parabolica"?

What a thrilling season this was

The finale ahead I want to congratulate Louise Hamilton for the second undeserved title in her career. This time by obvious team orders throughout the season.

Mark my words:
IF Louise should crash/have a failure on her car/be in a position that will make Britney Rosberg Champion... Mercedes will order the latter to stop the car because of "safety concerns".

Mark
my
words
!

More. I like it.

Do you? What exactly?

This one is one of my favorites of her (and everybody who is complaining about Britney's manoeuvre in Spa should watch this in slo mo):

And this is also an example of her "outstanding" driving skilllllllllllllllllz (copyright Ed)

And THAT's how you do it correctly. Kimi FTW!

I like the mockery, the antifeminism and general tone. Actually this thread made me watch the race today. 3rd overall in 2014, bec i totally lost interest and willpower to dedicate my time to the ugliest f1 cars ever.

If feminism means that men behave like silly bitches...

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(someone should tell her she forgot to put on the fireproof underwear)

And some historical analogies:

German driver + Italian team =
German team + Austrian team leaders =

While Louise is getting her snootch pounded, the currently best driver in F1 is testing Fernanda Slowlonso's old car... those were good engine sounds - I kinda miss it.

1.
It will be a superduper exciting season!

2.
Louise will come out of the closet and out herself as gay on the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix.

3.
Britney will become champion by teamorders, because last year Louise became champion by teamorders

4.
Louise will complain bitterly about teamorders and forget about last year's teamorders

5.
Louise will at least 100 times compare herself to Ayrton Senna

6.
Fernando Alonso will retire

7.
Kimi will rock

8.
Vettel will at least once say "obviously" in an interview

9.
Maldonado will crash at least twice and on one occasion eliminate his teammate from the race

10.
I will buy a Mercedes AMG Hybrid in November

Make sure u take me to spin with your Mercedes AMG Hybrid

1. Ofc it will

2. ...and 5 min later George Michael left the same closet...

3. Never. Louise will ignore the teamorders.

4. That would be great

5. Like she is always complaining. I think she will get butthurt and ignor the teamorders.

6. Hopfully and Schumi too

7. Like he always do  

8. ...and will rename his car from Eva to bloody marvellous Eva

9. Paydrivers

10. Pick me up on the way to Miku

I will ofc only buy a Mercedes AMG Hybrid, if I see fair racing all over the season. Not this bullshit comedy thingy that went on last year after Spa-Francorchamps, when the two Austrian buffoons neutered Nico Rosberg (hence "Britney").

If that's gonna happen, I will with great pride buy one of those mediocre German cars.

If not, I will buy a Ferrari. If those are suited to drift in the Estonian country... I have my doubts but will have a go at it.

unexpected nice race and winner today.

Maybe and just maybe im gonna watch more races this year